Monday, January 22, 2007
-Pat, The Dog
** What can be done about drivers who get in my way when I leave work?
** How can WE help YOU to help US to help THEM?
** Where's that freebie child-care center you've been promising us?
** Why don't we have more flex-time options?
** Thank you, Mr. D'Agostino.
You're doing a great job!
We appreciate your efforts.
Keep up the great work.
I don't have a question.
I just like to kiss-ass.
** We're all are scared shit-less! Can you protect us from the Boogie-man?
** I have no problem with drug testing. Thanks for starting this program. What other means can we use to monitor our fellow workers? I don't trust any of them.
... and finally...
** I lost my balls, Mr. D'Agostino. Can you help me find them?
By contrast, here are a few questions you won't hear from the audience:
**Why was your boss, Linton Brooks fired?
**Why did John Mitchel really leave LANL after just 6 months? No, really.
**When will the RIFs start?
**How many RIFS will there be? No, really.
**What happened to all of our WFO programs?
**Why has our FTE rate jumped to $400,000 per FTE?
**Why did you pick LANS for for the LANL contract? No, really.
**Tell us again what NNSA does?
please remember "There a 3 three roads off this hill, and none of them a very busy right now)...So go my chrildren off the hill to where-ever you have come from, back to the ol homestead and the thriving metropolis' that you have all left to come out here and have made a complete embarrassment of what was once a great Laboratory...
By the way what is Willam Gibbs doing?
I think Gibbs deserves a medal, if this is the case. We all know that the new infusion of Bechtel managers is corrupt, arrogant, and (even by UC standards) inept. It sure will be nice to have some solid proof, however. Perhaps an intrepid news reporter can get a statement from Gibbs.