Wednesday, January 31, 2007

 

Thrice-daily visit


Our corporate overlords have dropped by for one of their thrice-daily visits.
















Here's one of our buddies from DOE HQ. It is somehow appropriate that they don't see the big picture.

Comments:
Geeze, your print-out shows only a 1024 x 768 screen for the visitors. Those Bechtel folks are mighty cheap on their PC spending!

Of course, they were probably clueless about this blog until Congressman Burgess mentioned it in yesterday's hearings. Now that they know, they've likely turned lose their crack 'corporate monitoring' guys to keep a close eye on everything.

Welcome, Bechtel guys!
 
That's nothing. Some of our "friends" at DOE HQ still come to the blog dimly peering at their 800X600 screens.
 
Nah. It's not a small PC screen. Mr. Mitchell just has poor eyesight, so he needs to set his ultra-deluxe 3200 x 2400 LCD screen to "Geezer Setting" so he can read the text.

How's the wife and family doing, Mr. Mitchell?
 
I agree, welcome, Bechtel guys!
Can you
I agree, welcome, Bechtel guys!
read between
I agree, welcome, Bechtel guys!
the lines?
I agree, welcome, Bechtel guys!
If so,
I agree, welcome, Bechtel guys!
FUCK YOU!
I agree, welcome, Bechtel guys!
 
So many "at will" LANL employees posting to this blog, yet so little time to discover who they all are and fire them before LANS loses the contract.

Shucks! Life is so unfair.
 
WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

Read between the lines.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

Help!

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

Please come save us!

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

All is forgiven.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

Will work for slave wages.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

Really, I mean it.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

You can have our daughters.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

They're young and comely.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

Really.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

Heck, you can even have my wife.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

Really.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

And my donkey has a few good years.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

You can take that, too.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

Just come and save us, quickly!

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!

Our time is running out.

WELCOME ABOARD, LOCKHEED MARTIN GUYS!
 
WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Read between the lines.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Cash has been put in a paper bag.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

By the water fountain.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Outside of your office.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Small bills only, as requested.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Spend it wisely.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Nice doing business with you.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Appreciate your vote.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Really.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Oh.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

We can hire your kid.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Double the usual salary.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Only light work required.

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

We appreciate your patronage!

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!

Talk to you later....

WELCOME TO THE BLOG, MR. CONGRESSMAN!
 
Let's see, you enjoy making light of the fact that Congress, DOE, and, God Forbid!, Bechtel is viewing the Blog. Do you really think that in the vastness of their resources they are unable to identify the "anonymous" posters, and yes, even you too Pat? I'm going to miss you . . .
 
Trust me on this one my fine friend: Pat, The Dog has cyber security resources that are far superior to those of our corporate overlords.

We welcome Congress to this venue. We hold the others you mention in moderate disdain.

-Pat, the Cyber Dog
 
By the way, my fine Bechtel toadie: Pat, The Dog's Cyber Security team accomplishes *their* cyber security *without* resorting to slathering JB Weld Epoxy putty into innocent USB ports.

-Pat, The Cyber Secure Dog
 
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