LANL: The Corporate Story

Geeze, your print-out shows only a 1024 x 768 screen for the visitors. Those Bechtel folks are mighty cheap on their PC spending!

Of course, they were probably clueless about this blog until Congressman Burgess mentioned it in yesterday's hearings. Now that they know, they've likely turned lose their crack 'corporate monitoring' guys to keep a close eye on everything.

Welcome, Bechtel guys!
 

That's nothing. Some of our "friends" at DOE HQ still come to the blog dimly peering at their 800X600 screens.
 

Nah. It's not a small PC screen. Mr. Mitchell just has poor eyesight, so he needs to set his ultra-deluxe 3200 x 2400 LCD screen to "Geezer Setting" so he can read the text.

How's the wife and family doing, Mr. Mitchell?
 

So many "at will" LANL employees posting to this blog, yet so little time to discover who they all are and fire them before LANS loses the contract.

Shucks! Life is so unfair.
 

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Talk to you later....

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Let's see, you enjoy making light of the fact that Congress, DOE, and, God Forbid!, Bechtel is viewing the Blog. Do you really think that in the vastness of their resources they are unable to identify the "anonymous" posters, and yes, even you too Pat? I'm going to miss you . . .
 

Trust me on this one my fine friend: Pat, The Dog has cyber security resources that are far superior to those of our corporate overlords.

We welcome Congress to this venue. We hold the others you mention in moderate disdain.

-Pat, the Cyber Dog
 

By the way, my fine Bechtel toadie: Pat, The Dog's Cyber Security team accomplishes *their* cyber security *without* resorting to slathering JB Weld Epoxy putty into innocent USB ports.

-Pat, The Cyber Secure Dog